DARTH KLAUS
OWN NOTHING. BE HAPPY
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ABOUT
After many years of scheming in ze shadows, ze time has come for Klaus to show his true form.
Behold, DARTH KLAUS.
Ze plan zo make man happy is working as Klaus predicted.
First, Klaus penetrated ze cabinets to destabilize ze current powers.
Secondly, Klaus will make man eat ze bugs zo make him weak and susceptible to corruption.
Thirdly, Klaus will take ze money and ze freedom of man, zo that he will own nothing.
And finally, when man has no possessions, he has nothing zo lose. Zo he will be happy at last.
Ze pawns have been placed in ze right positions.
A new era is upon us.
ZE PLAN
1. PENETRATE ZE CABINETS
FIRST WE MUST INVADE ZE CURRENT POWERS.
2.EAT ZE BUGS
SECONDLY WE WILL FEED ZE BUGS TO MAN TO MAKE HIM WEAK.
3. OWN NOTHING
THIRDLY WE WILL TAKE ZE MONEY AND FREEDOM OF MAN.
4. BE HAPPY
WHEN MAN HAS NOTHING, HE HAS NOTHING ZO LOSE. HE WILL BE HAPPY.
ZE ROADMAP
ZE MEMES
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